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Bluey: *Wakes up Good morning Bingo!
Bingo: Good morning Bluey
Bingo: Aah! What was that?
Bluey: Nothing.... Let's go downstairs to have breakfast.
Bingo: Ok, Bluey
*Bluey and Bingo go downstairs*
Bluey and Bingo: Can we have...
Chilli: No. Candy.
Bluey: Awww, please?
*Bluey does the please face, but no stars come out of the scene*
Chilli: All right.
Bluey and Bingo: Hooray!
Bluey: This Can't be happening!
Bingo: We have to see this Movie, Bluey
Muffin: Ah, Poop, It's Probably not that good anyways
*Bluey, Bingo, Muffin and Socks walk away*
Bluey: Wait, I Got an Idea
Rocko: I want 5 Tickets, please.
Cashier: Are you sure? This movie might not be appropriate for your kids.
Rocko: He Says this movie isn't appropriate for you.
Bluey: Look, Rocko, If you would rather not get us in and not get your 4000 bucks and not go buy yourself a bottle of goon, then be my guest.
(Cuts to The End)
Bluey: That was a Great Movie!
Bingo: We Gotta Tell our Friends About this
(at the Ice Rink, afternoon. Many of Bluey's friends skate over its frozen surface. Bluey and her friends arrive and stand on the bank.)
Snickers: [skates up to them] Hey, where have you guys been all day?
Bluey: Oh, nowhere. We just went to go see an Adult movie.
Amber: [all the kids turn and gasp, then crowd in on the boys] You already saw one?
Snickers: How'd you get in?
Muffin: HEY! STOP CWOWDING US!
Kids: [Awestruck] Wow!
Bluey: Yeah, Right
Kids: [Impressed] Ooh!
Snickers: [To Coco] We have got to see this movie.
Bingo: The Movie is Maori just like my cobber Mackenzie [Jean Luc Appears]
Bluey: There he is, he makes me queasy everytime he walks by.
Jean Luc: Bonjour, Bluey! [Bluey Vomits] Que diable!
Howard: [skates up next to him] Come, Jean Luc, let us try to jump the hilly brush.
Bluey: [dusts herself off] Who are you, kid?
Howard: My name is Howard, I just transferred from The Central Coast, where I had a 2-0 grade point average.
Jean Luc: Vous voulez patiner avec nous?
Bluey: Not with him.
Muffin: Yes, yes, I saw an M-wated movie. Who wants to touch me? (Brief Silence)
Muffin: I SAID WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME???????
Mackenzie: [touches Muffin; Ironically] Oh Wow!
Bluey: I have had these shoes since I was 4 [Judo Snatches the shoes from her]
Judo: Looking for These?
Bluey: Give them back [Judo Raises her hand so Bluey can't get her shoes]
Judo: If you want the back, come get them.
Bluey: I can't reach them
Judo: [Throws Bluey's Shoes and the shows hit the power line] Oops!
[It cuts to nighttime & Bluey wakes up in the middle of the night]
Bluey: I see my shoes on the power line I need to get them [Tries to wake up BIngo] Bingo wake up.
Bingo [Sleepy] What? Is it Aussie Day?
Bluey: I need to get my shoes off the power line
Bingo: Alright, Let me get out of bed [Gets out of bed and it cuts to them outside]
Bluey: There they are, give me a boost! [Bluey stands on Bingo's shoulders] Alright, Here I go [Bluey climbs the electricity pole and eventually reaches the top] So this power line is just laying here! [Bluey later creepily climbs the power line and grabs the shoes] Yes, I got them [Thunder later strikes the power line and Bluey gets electrocuted]
Mackenzie: ...and it's because... [The Lights go out and turn back on]
Bluey: [Appears lying on the ground] What Happened to me?
[Mrs Retrever's classroom, Monday. The kids sit on their seats]
Ms. Retrevier: Okay, children, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today [Jean Luc and Howard sit next to each other in the back row. Bluey looks at them from across the room] Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. [writes a problem on the board.] What is 6 minus 3? [no one answers at first] Come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot. [Juniper smiles and raises her hand] ..Yes, Juniper?
Juniper: 5?
Mrs. Retrevier: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete moron. ..Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Bingo: [raises her hand] I think I know the answer, Mrs. Retrevier.
Muffin: [mocking] Muh muh muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh.
Bingo: [backfires] Shut up!
Muffin: Hey! Don't say that to me, you Idiot!
Mrs. Retrevier: Muffin, did you just say the I-word?
Muffin: Shut up?
Bingo: No, She's Talking about Idiot, You Can't say that in school, You Idiot
Mrs. Retrevier: Bingo!
Muffin: Why Not? IDIOT!
Mrs. Retrevier: Muffin
Bluey: Hey! You just said it again, Idiot
Mrs. Retrevier: Bluey!
Socks: Idiot
Mrs. Retrevier: Socks!
Muffin: What? It doesn't hurt anybody, Idiot, Idiot, Idiot, IDDIIIIOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!
Mrs. Retrevier: How Would you like to go have a talk after school?
Muffin: How would you like to Go kill yourself??
Mrs. Retrevier: (Furiously) What did you say??
Muffin: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a bullhorn, turns it on, and screams] "How would you like to Go kill yourself, Mrs. Retrevier???????"
Bluey: No!
(Calypso's office. Outside, Coco sits, waiting for her turn with Calypso. She sighs. Inside, the four are seated in a row before Calypso.)
Calypso: Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you girls, You should be ashamed of yourselves! Now I've already called in your parents, but—
Bingo: (scared) You What??
Bluey: Oh no!
Muffin: Can I ask a question
Calypso: What
Muffin: WHAT'S THE THING, DUMBBELL!
Bluey: Yeah!
Calypso: I wanna know where you heard these horrible words
Bingo: I heard them from Snickers & Coco a few times
Bluey: Yes!
Calypso: Girls, I seriously doubt that Snickers or Coco ever said, uh, "Eat Mockingjay dodo, you nuthead."
Muffin: [the girls laugh] Hee hee hee, sweet! [their parents enter and the laughter dies]
(Bluey Gasps)
Calypso: Thank you all for coming on such short notice.
Chilli: This just isn't like you, Bluey
Bandit: What did my daughter say, Ms. Calypso? Did she say the P-word?
Calypso: (Passively) No, It was was worse than that
Bandit: [a bit alarmed] The I-word?!
Calypso: Well, here's a short list of the things they've been saying. [hands the list to Sheila. The parents look over it]
Chili: Oh, Dear God!
Bandit: What the heck is a black kiss?
Stripe: It's when somebody kisses you with black lipstick.
Bandit: Little miss, you will tell Calypso this instant where you heard all these horrible phrases!
Bingo: I... Um.....
Bluey: I can't tell you, We all took a sacred oath and swore ourselves.
Muffin: It was an M wated movie
Bluey: What!
Muffin: What?, I just wanna get out of here.
Bandit: An M rated movie?!
Calypso: Well, I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents before more children see M rated movies
Muffin: Weww, Evewybody's seen it
(The cafeteria, lunchtime. The camera pans across the room and stops at the boys waiting in line. Bluey looks as Jean Luc as he lunches with Howard. He and Howard are deep in conversation.)
Bluey: There's Jean Luc
Muffin: Hey! You're holding up the lunch line!
(The kitchen. The girls go in to get their lunches)
Calypso: [over the PA] Attention, students. We are now enforcing a new dress code at Kindy School. CS shirts are no longer allowed in school. Anyone wearing a CS shirt will be sent home immediately [as he speaks, several kids stop and look at their shirts. A boy wears one that says "Nut Power" and a girl wears one that says "CHEATER".] Immediately!
Kids: Hooray! [they rush out in a hurry. Only Jean Luc and Howard remain, and they don't look too happy.]
(WORLD NEWS logo appears with dramatic synth music)
Uday Quinton: The M-rated Maori film 2 Centimeters is number one at the box office, but is the film destroying Australian youth? Here with a special report is a midget in a bikini.
Midget: [in a bikini, across the street] Thanks, Uday, it appears that the effects of the Canadian comedy are far-reaching indeed. All over Austrailia, children seem to be influenced, like at this spelling bee in Sydney.
(A shot zooms in of the Sydney Spelling Bee. Three finalists are left on stage. One stands next to a slate)
Leader: Alright, this is for the silver medal. Spell forensics
Kid #5: No, Idiot why should I have to spell forensics??
Kids: [jump gleefully] Yeahahah! Woohoo!
Kid #5: Here you go, [writing on slate] D-O-D-O, [steps aside and faces the audience] forensics
(Return to Recess)
Bingo: Hey Bluey
Bluey: Yes
Bingo: Can you jump to the top of that flag?
Bluey: I'm Not sure
(They walk to the flag)
Bingo: Jump it!
Bluey: OK, I'll try,
(Bluey Jumps all the way to the top of the flag)
Bingo: (Screams) Now get down
(Bluey gets scared that she will fall into the center of the earth and hallucinates being in space she later lets go and falls to the ground)
Bingo: Bluey, you did it you just gotta be brave
(Kindy. Some of the kids are in a large room, like a nursery. Calypso is there, with the kids seated in chairs in a circle. Howard sits to her right, Muffin is to her left)
Calypso: Uh, kids, I wanna welcome you to rehabilitation, Your parents insisted that you be taken from your normal schoolwork and placed into rehab to learn not to swear, So listen I am trying to say its not OK to curse, Do you understand?
(The Students give Calypso A thumbs up)
(Back at the Theaters, inside. The entire class is there now to see the movie with no adult to chaperone them. Onscreen before transitioning back to the outside of the theater)
Bingo: Man, that movie gets better every time I see it!
Muffin: Yeah, but you know what? That whole part about lighting on fire sucked. You can't do that.
Socks: Yes, you can!
Muffin [stops and turns] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT??????
Socks: Yes you can, you can too light someone on fire
Muffin: Okay, Socks, I'll bet you a $145 you can't light someone on fire.
Socks: Yes you can, check it out! [pull out a match and lights her tail on fire, then laughs. Her Tail suddenly erupts in flames and starts disintegrating and she screams in horror]
Bingo: Oh my God!
Muffin: Ah! Oh my God! Ah! [begins beating Socks with a bat and it catches on fire as well] Ah!
Bluey: [Throws fire extinguisher at Socks, and yells] Help! Somebody do something! [steps back]
Muffin: [picks up the bat] Ahh! This bat is on fiwe! [an ambulance rushes up and stops, but a Dre's Salt truck rushes up and bumps it away. The truck bed lifts up at the front end and dumps the salt on Socks.]
(Hospital, the ER. Several doctors and a nurse rush in and work furiously to bring Socks back around while dramatic synth music plays. Eric runs around not knowing what to do, screaming all the while.)
Doctor: Load that IV with 70 cc's of sodium carbonite!
Nurse: We just called the parents!
Bingo: Oh no! Now our parents are gonna find out we went to the 2 Centimeters movie again!
Doctor: Vacuum! Try to untangle her trachea and esophagus, No, that doesn't go there!
Bluey: (vomits)
Muffin: That's sick!
Vet Corgi: (Off screen) Watch her liver!
Assistant: I'll get it!
Doctor: We have precious little time left, people! We're gonna lose her soon
(the hours roll by, from 2:45 p.m. to 9:15 p.m. Socks slowly comes to)
Vet Corgi: Socks, Socks can you hear me?
Socks: [moaning] What happened?
Doctor: How are you feeling?
Socks: Pre Programmed
Doctor: We Will Be transferring you to the Brisbane high school
Socks: What??
(Outside the hospital)
Muffin: I bet hew she couwdn't do it...I bet hew $145.
Bingo: Come on Muffin, it's not your fault
Muffin: No, I know. I'm just stoked I don't have to pay her and now she's at Brisbane High
Bingo: Oh, that's real nice! He was your friend, and look your dad is coming.
Stripe: So, girls. You saw that movie again
Girls: [resigned] Yes...
Bandit: Bingo, I have had it! You are grounded for the next 3 weeks!
Bingo: Grounded?!
Chilli: And you, Bluey, come on. [Bluey exits, and the other two follow]
Stripe: And you're grounded for 6 weeks, Muffin.
Muffin: Hey, Why am I Grounded wonger? That's Imbeciwic!
Bandit: What-what-what?!! What was that word, little miss?!
(Kindy, PTA Meeting. The parents are gathered in the school auditorium. Goverment stands next to a large easel with the following written on the pad: "Topic: Kids out of Control")
Australian Soldier #1: Parents, our children are out of control! This is what happens when toilet humor is allowed to run rampant and 4 Parents are to blame!
Australian Soldier #2: That's right. Socks Heeler set herself on fire because she saw that dirty movie and it's all thanks to her parents
Australian Soldier #1: We must stop dirty language from getting to our children's ears! We must go fight the source of it!
(The Heeler house, night. The girls are on the sofa as Angel lectures them)
Angel: All right, you turds, listen up! Your moms are away at a meeting, and they put me in charge of you, but you're still grounded, so you're not allowed to have any fun! Any questions?
Bluey: Angel, where's the pugedivie? [he walks to a chair, picks it up, walks to Bluey and smashes it on her.] Ow!
Angel: Now you all just sit there and keep your mouths shut while I go listen to my Mo'Ju records! [She walks away. Bluey waits until she disappears]
Bluey: Okay, it's clear. [Muffin turns on the TV, the three smile]
(Late Night with Darren O'Karell. The boys can't see it from their vantage point, but the goverment are in the studio audience. Cari Thermond has already spoken to Darren)
Darren: Our next guests have the number one movie in the world right now. Please welcome Bandit, Chilli, Stripe and Trixie Heeler! [cheers and boos alternate in the audience. A woman holds up a sign denouncing Bluey, Bingo and Muffin's Parents]
The Girls: Hooray!
Chilli: Hello, Darren
Bandit: Hi, Cari Thermond
Darren: I am So Sorry to say that you do not supervise your kids
Trixie: That's not true. For instance, It's Not on porpose. Excuse me, Stripe.
Stripe: Yes, Trixie? [Trixie Whispers in Stripe's Ear] Gosh Darn it
Muffin: [sing-song] Heh heh he-heh. [the other two laugh]
Bandit: [returning to the sofa] Good one, Stripe! Cheers!
Chilli: Cheers!
Darren: So, guys, does it make you nervous to be in Australia? There are a lot of organizations here that want you arrested for destroying children.
Stripe: Oh, they'd have to find us first.
Darren: You're right. [strongly] Now! [troops rush in and capture The parents.]
Goverment Leader: Australian Goverment is placing you under citizens' arrest!
Bingo: No! Mom!
Bluey: What the frick is going on?!
Goverment Leader: We have a court order for your arrest!
Trixie: Bandit, we've been ambushed!
Goverment Leader: Here you go, Darren. [hands him a dollar]
Bandit: [points at Conan] This little sucker deceived us! [to Darren] You are a bad man!
Governor: Don't listen to them, Darren!
Chilli: I Thought we were friends, Remember the time when we talked together?
Darren: What have I done? [He jumps out of a window to his fate below, crashing into a car. Its alarm goes off, and a man comes out to turn it off, then walks away.]
Bluey: (Gasps) Did you see that?! They arrested our parents!
(The Australian Goverment building, Canberra, inside. An AG meeting is held concerning the arrest of Bluey and Muffin's Parents)
NZ Ambassador: As the New Zealand Ambassador, I hereby condemn the actions taken by Australia in apprehending Bandit, Chilli, Stripe, and Trixie Heeler. As you can see from this graph [shows a pie graph in which Bluey & Muffin's Parents have been alloted almost half], the entire economy of New Zealand relies on them. Without them, we are doomed to recession.
Head of the AG: What say you, Mr. Australian Ambassador?
Australian Ambassador: They will not be released! They are going to be put on trial for corrupting Australia's youth. We don't know what all the fuss is about.
NZ Ambassador: The fuss is aboot taking our citizens! It's aboot not censoring our art. It's aboot... [the American delegation begins to crack up] It's about... [he scans the room] What's so funny?!
Australian Ambassador: [recovering] N-nothing, nothing. Uh, could you tell us again what your argument is all about?
Minister: This is not about diplomacy, this is about dignity... [the American delegates chuckle] This is about respect. This is about realizing that humor is... [the American delegation cracks up again]
NZ Ambassador: You guys are Imbecilles! Release Them, or we'll give you something to cry about! [the Australian delegates are laughing so hard they begin falling off their chairs]
Australian Delegate: Stohohohop! Stohohop! [falls down]
(The sky. The Maori Airforce takes wing)
Pilot: Pilot to bombardier! Pilot to bombardier! We're nearing the target!
Bombardier: Bomb's ready, buddy!
(Brisbane Park. The Coco Sits on the play structure before her mum's iPhone Rings)
Coco's Mum: It's for you
Coco: Yes, Kelly residence... No, this is Coco Kelly, if you want Snickers Lamonte, call him instead stupid!
MIssy: Hey Coco, do you know what sucks about being a Kelly
Coco: No, what?
Missy: Nothing!
Coco: Yeah! [they all laugh, then are bombed to smithereens by the Maori fleet]
Winton: [popping out of the ruins] Ha ha! You missed me! [one last plane bombs him]
(Brisbane Kindy, then Mrs, Retrever's Classroom)
Mrs. Retrever: Alright, children. Your parents are all making me throw away my lesson plan and teach theirs.
Bluey: Mr. Garrison, how come The Governor arrested our Parents?
Class: Yeah
Jack: That's... That's Dumb
Mrs. Retrever: Oh, well, The Governor are just upset. They're probably all under estimate or something.
Jean Luc: [whispers to Gregory] Pas Cool.
Howard: Mrs. Retrever, Jean Luc and I think that was a Moronic statement
Mrs. Retrever: Well I'm sorry, Jean Luc, but I just don't trust anything that hurts for five days and doesn't die. Anyway children, let's start off with some vocabulary... [starts writing]
Calypso: [over PA] Attention, students
Mrs. Retrever: [turns around] Oh, what now? [she got as far as "VOCAB"]
Calypso: Come to the gymnasium immediately for a special announcement. [the kids leave their seats]
(The gymnasium. The other classes are already seated)
Calypso: Please take your seats, everyone. They're about to announce it.
(The special announcement appears with an emergency warning alert system test card.)
Uday Quinton: This is a state of emergency. We go for an announcement from the President of the Australia.
(The White Oval Office. The President stands behind his desk)
President: My fellow Americans...at 6 a.m. today, a day which will live in infamy, the Maoris have bombed the Brisbane Park. In response to this, Australia. has declared war on New Zealand.
Rusty: [the kids gasp] Oh, no [Rusty slaps Jack with a whipper]
Bluey: War??
Jean Luc: Non, Howard, Non
Howard: Hoh, this is bad, Jean Luc, grip on to my hand.
Mrs. Retrever: [in shock] Toddlers are dead?!
President: Now it is time for us to send a message to Maoris. In two days' time, the war criminals Bandit, Chilli, Stripe and Trixie Heeler will be executed
Bluey, Bingo & Muffin: They're gonna kill our parents?!
President: And now, I'd like to bring up my newly-appointed Secretary of Offense, The Governor. [He walks up]
Bingo: Oh my god!
Governor: My fellow Aussies, our neighbor to the Southeast has abused us for the last time!
President: [breaks in] I have a plan to—
Governor: Maoris want to...
President: As commander in chief— [Governor slaps him away] Ow.
Governor: -fight us, because we won't tolerate their dunny-mouths. Well, if it is war they want, then war they shall have! [throws up her arms in a "V" pose. President simply watches.]
Muffin: Twis is Weak
Bluey: How could things be any worse?
(Brisbane High. Socks stands in a beam of light and looks up. The source pulses several times, as if Socks were being given a mission, then Socks walks to the force field. He touches it, and it burns her before it disappears)
Socks: Ow! What the heck? Wait! [Devin drops in next to him, and Socks looks]
Devin: Fallen one, I am Devin. I am your ruler now.
Socks: [screams, turns and runs] Sweet Jesus! [Devin dissolves, zips past Kenny, and resolves in front of him]
Devin: There is no escape! [Socks finds herself upside down and about to be quartered, and whimpers] Now, feel the delightful pain!
Socks: [feeling the pain of being pulled apart] Ow. That hurts. Ooowww!
Camilla: [in the shadows, interrupts Devin's torture] Hey, Devin, did you hear the news? A war just broke out up on earth. [steps into the light]
Devin: Meet Camilla, my new partner in evil.
Socks: Huh?
Camilla: Move over, Devin, you're hogging all the fun! [tries to torture Socks, but only succeeds in arousing himself] Yeah! Yeah! Man, this is making me feel so cool!
Kenny: Hey, what the heck?!
Devin: Camilla, would you let me do my job, please?
Devin: Hang on! Punch me while I torture this little piggy! Nyeeh. Nyeeh.
Devin: Camilla, could I talk to you over here for a second? [sits on a pink flowered sofa. Camilla sits next to him] I don't see why you have to belittle me in front of people like that.
Camilla: Hey relax, guy!
Devin: Well, sometimes I think you don't have any respect for me.
Camilla: Aw, come here, guy. [hugs Devin] Who's my creampuff?
Devin: [yielding] I am.
Camilla: [radiant] That's right, baby.
Socks: [watching them] What?
(The playground. Bluey and friends walk along. Bandit, Chloe and Gruber take turns at the slide. Planes fly over in the distance. Winton & Darrell stop tossing a ball to each other to turn and watch.)
Bluey: I don't wanna be at war.
Bingo: You don't think they're really gonna kill our parents, do you?
Muffin: Bingo, you need to stop being such a chook and stand up to the governor! You need to smack her in the face and say, "That's enough of you, you stupid idiot!"
Bingo: Don't call the governor an idiot, Muffin!
Bluey: You guys, stop it! This isn't helping. We've gotta think here. Now, let's see. What would Stephen Carr do?
Muffin: Yeah, what would Stephen Carr do? [they look around as they think]
Bingo: Hey! What's going on over there? [sees a group of kids gathered in front of Howard, who stands on a soapbox]
Howard: The Australian government thinks it has the right to police the world. Your government is going to kill 4 citizens, an action condemned by the AG. Home of the free, indeed!
Darrell: Let's Play Tetherball
Kids: Yeah!
Jean Luc: Il s'agit de la liberté d'expression! A propos de la censure! Vous ne pouvez pas être plus politique comme Howard? (This is about freedom of speech! About censorship! Can't you guys be more political like Howard?)
Jean Luc: Qu'en penses-tu, Bluey ? (What Do you Think, Bluey [he barfs on her and she throws her palms out to deflect the vomit, then runs away] Oh Mon Dieu
Bluey: Darn It!
(Glasshouse Primary School, G.A.N.Z. MEETING TONIGHT! The parents are gathered in the school auditorium again. A projector and screen are now present.)
Governor: Okay, everyone, settle down. As we continue to send troops into New Zealand, G.A.N.Z. is also fighting the war against dunny-mouths here at home. Here to present the V-chip is Goverment Assistant, Karson Escarlaria
Karson Escarlaria: [clears his throat and activates the projector] The machinery of the V-chip is very simple. It is placed under the child's skin, where it emits a small shock of electricity whenever an obscenity is uttered. [slides of the procedure are shown]
Mackenzie's Dad: Now, uh, wait a minute. This chip somehow knows that the child is saying rude words?
Karson Escarlaria: It's just like a lie detector. You see, certain things happen to you when you say rude words, just like when you lie. The chip picks up on this, and gives the subject a little moron. [the boy on the slide is shocked and his skeleton can be seen] Patient C-16, would you step out here, please? [Muffin enters dressed in a white robe and shower cap] Patient C-16 here has been fitted with the new V-chip.
Muffin: Ow, my head huwts.
Karson Escarlaria: [to Cartman] Don't worry about that. [brings out some flash cards and shows her the first one] Now, I want you to say, "Kitty."
Muffin: Kitty
Karson Escarlaria: [to parents] Notice that nothing happens. [to Muffin] Now say, "New South Whales."
Muffin: New South Whawes
Karson Escarlaria: Good! Now, "Mattress."
Muffin: Matwess
Karson Escarlaria: All right! Now, I want you to say, "Horse-idiot." [Muffin is unsure and looks to her mom.]
Trixie: Go ahead, Muffin. It's all right.
Muffin: Horse-idi-aaagh! [bzzzt] Ow! [the parents gasp] That hurt, Goshdawn-aaagh! [bzzzt] Ow! Sweet Je-aaagh! [bzzzt] Hey!
Karson Escarlaria: Now I'd like you to say, "Dull stupid donkey''
Muffin: No
Karson Escarlaria: Success! The child doesn't want to follow directions! [the parents cheer]
Muffin: This isn't fair, you sons of guns-aaagh! [bzzzt] Ow! Goshdawn it-aaagh [bzzzt. Pretty soon he's swearing a stream and bounces out of view due to the resulting shocks]
Governor: We will start putting V-chips in all our children next week! [the parents cheer wildly]
(A newsreel, "THE MARCH OF CONFLICT'')
Announcer: Desserty S'mores presents, "The March of Conflict." Let's hear it for our boys in blue! The President has called them to action, to fight the evil Maori scourge. [he signs a letter: We declare war on you]
A full-scale attack has been launched on Wellington [the attack is shown] after the Canadians' last bombing, which took a horrible toll on the Arquette family [the bombed Arquette residence is shown]. For security measures, our great Australian government is rounding up all citizens that have any Maori blood, and putting them into camps [Maoris are shown being rounded up and put into caged trucks. The trucks are shown entering some camps]. All Maori-Aussies are to report to one of these death camps right away. Did I say death camps? I meant happy camps, where you will eat the finest meals, have access to fabulous doctors [a dentist pulls out a tooth], and be able to exercise regularly [digging, that is]. Meanwhile, the war criminals, Bandit, Chilli, Trixie and Strpe Heeler [they are gagged and they are angry], are prepped for their execution [they are in jail now, with no gags]. Their execution will take place during a fabulous USO show, with special guest celebrities, including Baron Cetera and Xander Stevens. Of course, the only way to see the USO show is to sign up for the army! [recruits line up. The new troops are then shown marching happily] So join the army and kill some Maori scum, as we continue... "The March of War!" Eat Desserty S'mores.
(Brisbane, the G.A.N.Z. platform. Next to it, a bonfire burns, and residents add Maori items to it. This is a book-burning)
Governor: We must rid ourselves of anything Maori!
Man: Down with New Zealand!
Woman #1: It's Stupid! [Coco walks up and tosses her dolls into the fire, then walks away.]
Bingo: [stops him] Don't you like R Rated Movies anymore?
Coco: 'Course not! My mum says I hate Maoris now, 'cause they made me have a dirty mouth! [turns and walks away]
Woman #2: Burn it all! [An Alanis Morissette album is tossed into the fire and starts to burn]
Muffin: [enters morose] Hey.
Bluey: What's the matter, Muffin?
Muffin: It's this V-chip. I hate it. I can't say any dirty words.
Bingo: Why Not?
Muffin: I Don't know, (Voice Breaking) I Just Can't
Bingo: Really? So you can't say, "Stupid"?
Muffin: No
Bingo: And you can't say, "Idiot"?
Muffin: No
Bingo: So you can't say, "I'm Muffin Cupcake Heeler, the most tantrumy stupid idiot in the world?"
Muffin: Imbeci...[bzzzt] Ah! [tumbles away]
Bingo: Sweet [Muffin returns]
Bluey: Come on, you guys. This has gone far enough. It's time we talked to the governor [Moves forward]
Bingo: [catching him] We're supposed to be grounded in our rooms.
Bluey: Come on, Bingo. It's time for us to get political.
(Cuts to Bluey Cracking her knuckles and punching her fist into her hand while Eye of the tiger by Survivor Plays)
Bluey: Can I talk to you for a second?
Governor: No!
Bluey: Darn It!
(Brisbane High, Socks, having nothing to do, walks around. He walks by a door and overhears a conversation between Devin & Camillia)
Camillia: Hey, Relax
Devin: Oh, there's nothing on. [Socks cracks the door open and looks in]
Camillia: You just get cranky when you're tired, that's all.
Devin: I'm not cranky
Uday Quinton: What started as a spat between Australia and New Zealand is quickly turning into World War III.
Camillia: World War III?
Devin: Shh
Uday Quinton: The Heeler Adults are going to be put to death for crimes against humanity. The time of execution has— [click. Devin has turned the TV off]
Devin: [swelling] It has come to be! The Four Horsemen are drawing nigh! The time of prophecy is upon us! Behold. [stands before a Mayan calendar] The first signs of my reign have all come true: the fall of an empire, the coming of a comet. And now, when the blood of these Aussies touches the soil, it will be Demony's time to rise!
Socks: Huh?
Camillia: [punching herself under the sheets] Yeah! Yeah! Man, I'm gettin' so excited! Let's go crazy!
Devin: [insulted] Do you always think about craziness? I'm talkin' about very important stuff here!
Camillia: Ah, I'm just excited about taking over the world! Come on!
Satan: Is stupidity the only thing that matters to you?
Camillia: I like you.
Devin: ...I want to believe that.
Camillia: So whaddaya say we shut off that light and get close, huh?... [Devin wraps his arm around Camillia, and Socks looks puzzled. The lights go out and a squishing sound follows]
Devin: Ohh-ow!
Camillia: Yeah, you like that, don't you, boy?
(Muffin's house, Muffin's room, night. Muffin is getting ready for bed as her radio plays.)
Radio: ...And so, the draft will begin tomorrow, as more and more troops are needed to invade the Maori border. The Maori government pleads for a peaceful resolution, but naturally we're not listening. [Muffin turns off the radio]
Bingo: Good night.
Muffin: Are we gonna have Goon & Cookies?
Bingo: I Dunno
Muffin: But More people will come if we have Goon & Cookies!
Bingo: OK, We'll have Goon & Cookies [Shuts door] & The Password is La Piece
Socks: Psst... Muffin
Muffin: What?
Socks: Demony's Coming for Vengence
Muffin: What?
Socks: Yes, He's Coming
(The Next morning)
Muffin: Hey Bwuey, I Saw Socks!
Bluey: You Saw Socks
Muffin: I bet hew she couwdn't wight hew taiw on fiwe, and now she's aww ticked off. [bzzzt] Ey! I can't say "Ticked off?" [bzzzt] Yaa!
(High School Main classroom. Devin looks at his crystal ball at Bluey & Muffin's Parents)
Camillia: The execution of The Parents is imminent. Soon, Devin and I will rule the world! [laughs wickedly] Hey, Satan. I got some new luggage for our trip up to earth. Let's fuck to celebrate! [Socks Looks out the Window]
Devin: Devin, Who am I gonna pretend you are? Kenny Martinez? [Socks jumps up and walks away in a huff, She exits the residence, walks away, and sighs. He reaches a balcony and looks out over his domain while "The Search is Over by Survivor Plays]
Singer: How can I convince you
What you see is real?
Who am I to blame you
For doubting what you feel?
I was always reachin'
[Socks Looks out the window, seeing Devin & Camillia Talking]
You were just a girl I knew
I took for granted
The friend I had in you
[imagines Snickers & Coco, Snickers picks up Coco and turns her around and around]
I was living for a dream
Loving for a moment
Taking on the world
That was just my style
Now I look into your eyes
I can see forever
The search is over
You were with me all the while
Can we last forever?
Will we fall apart?
At times, it's so confusing
The questions of the heart
You followed me through changes
And patiently you'd wait
'Til I came to my senses
Through some miracle of fate
I was living for a dream
Loving for a moment
Taking on the world
That was just my style
Now I look into your eyes
I can see forever
The search is over
You were with me all the while
[more images are shown. Socks is standing up, relaxing on a chaise longue as Chloe & Juniper play in the pool before her, standing at the pool's edge, raising a stick as some birds fly up and away]
Now the miles stretch out behind me
Loves that I have lost
Broken hearts lie, victims of the game
Then good luck, it finally struck
Like lighting from the blue
Every highway's leading me back to you
[Socks Looks Down and lays on the ground]
Now at last, I hold you
Now all is said and done
The search has come full circle
Our destinies are one
So if you ever loved me
Show me that you give a damn (Replaced by Muffin Saying "Shush" In the Disney Version)
You'll know for certain
The man I really am
I was living for a dream
Loving for a moment
Taking on the world
That was just my style
Then I touched your hand
I could hear you whisper
The search is over
Love was right before my eyes
(Bluey's House, past bedtime. The warehouse is ratty, with a flickering overhead light at the entrance. Inside, Bluey & Bingo work on the banner, "Viva la Peice," with various paints. Muffin rushes in. Bluey & Bingo stop painting.)
Bingo: You're late, Muffin!
Muffin: I had to ride my trike here. My behind is killing me.
Bingo: Your behind?
Muffin: I have to say "behind" 'cause I get shocked if I say, "Butt." [bzzzt] Ow!
Bingo: Did you bring the goon and cookies?
Muffin: No, I didn't, & I'm telling you, this was Socks. He said that if Our Parents die, Demony is gonna come up and rule the world!
Bingo: Demony? [a knock is heard. The three gasp, turn, and face the door. Bingo runs up some rigged steps to look through the mail slot] Who is it?!
Howard: [only his hair is seen] I'm here for La Peice.
Bingo: What's the password?!
Howard: Uh, I don't know.
Bingo: Guess
Howard: Uh... Catfish
Bingo: OK. [hops down and opens the door]
Howard: Viva La Piece
Bluey: Oh, no, it's that kid! [Jean Luc Comes In] Jean Luc?
Jean Luc: Bluey, tu as commencé Viva La Piece
(Sometime later. More kids are present)
Bingo: Wow! A lot of people showed up.
Bluey: [opens the meeting] 'Kay, uh, Our Parents are supposed to be killed, and we think that's stupid! [a boy in the back raises his hand] Yes?
Boy: Nevermind
Bluey: Uh, Our Parents are supposed to be killed, so we think we should...prank call a bunch of policemen! A-and, and have pizzas sent to them that they didn't order! Viva la Piece!
Howard: Hoh. [sighs heavily]
(The internment camp: U.S. ARMY ANTI-CANADA CONTROL HEADQUARTERS. The Army has gathered in the camp arena and the soldiers are talking amongst themselves.)
Soldier: [to another soldier] Now, uh, when you shoot somebody, you have to go for somebody wide open, alright?
Cheryl: Oh, boy! Military action, Ned. Let's kill us some Goddamned Australians!
Otto: Mmm-I think we're fighting Maoris.
Cheryl: Maoris, Americans, what's the difference?
Mrs. Retriever: Oh, boy. I can't wait for our first shore leave, so I can get me some stuff.
General: [opens the session] Pay attention! Tomorrow night is the USO show, for all you troops. There will be celebrities, followed by the execution of Them.
Soldiers: Yeah! Woo!
General: After the show, we will finally be sending ground troops into New Zealand. So let's strategize! Map! [a holographic rotating globe appears, which is replaced by a 3-D map of New Zealand] Our sources have told us that the Maoris are preparing for our invasion, so we must use caution. Each battalion has a specific code name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands. [the battalion made up solely of Canadian-Australians, led by Chef, raises its hands] You will be the all-important first attack wave, which we will call, "Operation: Human Shield."
Jack: Hey, wait a minute!
Rusty: No, Wait a Minutes, Fight! Fight! Fight!
Soldiers, Jack and Rusty: [practicing their march. The boys' fathers are among them]
Tomorrow night.
Our lives'll change.
Tomorrow night.
We'll be entertained.
An execution!
What a sight!
Tomorrow night!
(Outside, in the hall. Devin sobs. Socks appears and walks up to him.)
Socks: What's wrong?
Devin: Soon the world will belong to Demony!
Socks [Unfazed] No, what's wrong?
Devin: It's Camillia, She Just thinks about Stupidity
(Mackenzie's house. Bluey, Bingo & Muffin arrive, and Bluey knocks. Mackenzie's mother answers the door)
Mackenzie's Mum: Hello
Bluey: Hi. We need to speak with "Mackenzie Collie."
Mackenzie's Mum: I'm Sorry, Mackenzie is grounded, He can't come out & Play
Muffin: What
Bingo: He's Grounded?
Mackenzie's Mum: He said very naughty things about God.
Bluey: Oh. Well, can we just talk to him for 10 seconds, please?
Mackenzie's Mum: Well, all right. [goes inside] Mackenzie! [Mackenzie comes to the door]
Bluey: Hi. Uh... we're gonna go rescue Our Parents from the DFAT show, and we were just—
Mackenzie: [steps out and throttles Bluey by the collar] Shh! Who are you?! Who sent you?!
Bingo: That Howard kid! He said you could sneak us in.
Mackenzie: [drops Bluey] Are you telling me that you intend to break into the DFAT show, filled with thousands of soldiers, and break out your Parents?
Muffin: ...I thought it was a pwetty stupid idea, too.
Bluey: We're La Peice. We wanna save Our Parents, and stop the war and stuff.
Mackenzie: I can't help you. I'm grounded in my room for the next three days.
Bingo: So are we. Our parents think we're home right now. Why are you grounded?
Mackenzie: Why? Because God hates me, that's why. He has made my life miserable. So I called him a stupid idiot. Then I got grounded.
Bingo: So will you help us?
Mackenzie: [backs up into the house] Very well. Meet me in the back yard in five minutes. Viva La Peice! We'll show God that we're not gonna take any more of his—
Mum: What?! Mackenzie, get in here! [he throws down his match and crushes it]
Mackenzie: Coming, mother! [turns, rushes in, and closes the door]
(Brisbane High, Devin stands before his room trying to generate resolve)
Devin: [to himself] I must be strong. I must be strong. [enters] Camilia, I need to talk to you.
(Camilia is already packing)
Camillia: Ah! You better get packin', We have to go! We're running out of time!
Devin: [sits at the foot of the bed and sighs] Camillia, sometimes you can love a person very much, but still know that they aren't right for you.
Camilia: What the heck are you talking about?!
Devin: You treat me like poo, Camillia! I'm cutting our relationship! I'm going up to earth to rule with Demony!
Camillia: [gasps and freezes] No! No, you can't do that!
Devin: I'm sorry. But I have to be strong.
Camillia: Devin, please. Gimme another chance. I have to go to earth.
Devin: You don't even have any respect for me.
(The DFAT show. The stage is set)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen of the Australian Army, welcome to the DFAT show! [the troops begin to cheer] Get ready for loads of entertainment and fabulous celebrities, followed immediately by the nasty execution of The Heelers.
(A hill overlooking the show. Mackenzie leads the others to a good view)
Mackenzie: This is the DFAT show, where those military imbecilles intend to kill Bluey & Muffin's Parents
Bingo: Oh My God
Mackenzie: God? He is the biggest imbecille of them all! [flicks one match away and starts on another]
Bluey: We have to hurry. We rendez-vouse with the other kids at 20.
Mackenzie: You realize that by doing this we could be grounded for 4, perhaps even 5 weeks?
Bluey: We're willing to take that risk.
Mackenzie: Then, let's go! [all walk down the hill]
(The DFAT show is about to begin)
Announcer: [cheerfully] And now, here are your hosts for the evening: Governor I, and Cheryl. [the troops cheer and hoot]
Governor: Cheryl, tonight is a very special night. Do you know why?
Cheryl: Ooh-hoo, they're having a sale at Nolan's? [the troops laugh] [reads from a TelePrompter] That's right, Governor! Bring out the condemned! [the troops boo loudly as Bluey & Muffin's Parents are brought out and placed in the electric chairs]
Governor: Today is a great day for democracy! [the troops cheer]
Bandit: Oh, Chilli. This is worse than that night I fell asleep and you started punching me in my sleep!
Chilli: I know, Bandit, I know.
Cheryl: Well, Governor, while you're getting set up over there, let's bring out our first act: Jesse the back-flipper! [jesse comes out and performs his act: doing back flips. A troop holds up a banner that reads "44TH AIRBORNE LOVES JESSE!!" as other troops applaud]
(The periphery. Mackenzie leads the others to some barbed wires and snips the bottom one)
Mackenzie: Be careful not to touch this wire. [the boys move past the wires on their backs]
Muffin: [gets snagged] Agh! Idiot! [bzzzt Bluey returns and covers her mouth to calm him down] (Aw, darn!) [bzzzt.] (Darn!) [bzzzt] (Darn!) [bzzzt. Bluey leaves and Muffin follows]
Mackenzie: [stands and sees the stage] Sheet! The DFAT show has started. We are running out of time! [the others catch up]
Bingo: Do you see Mum?
Mackenzie: [pulls out a Viewmaster and flips through the australian animal images] Yes, but they are heavily guarded. We have to dig from here so as not to be seen. Come on, Idiots! [pulls out a shovel and starts digging]
(The DFAT show. The Governor paces the stage with his baton)
Governor: Men, when you're out there in the battlefield, and you're looking into the beady eyes of a Canadian as he charges you with his hockey stick or whatever he has, and people are dying all around you, just remember what the MPA says: "Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words." That is what this war is all about! [the troops roar]
Stripe: What
(Inside the periphery)
Mackenzie: [peeks out of a tunnel hole] Darn! [drops back in just before a searchlight moves over the hole, then pops back out. The place is swarming with soldiers and searchlights] Move, move! [the boys pop out of the tunnel, rush towards a building, and stop at the wall] Okay, we will split up here. Let's synchronize watches.
Bingo: ...We don't have watches.
Mackenzie: You don't have watches?
Bluey: You didn't say anything about watches!
Mackenzie: [grabs Bluey by the collar] What do you think this is, kid? TV kiddy hour where we all sit around and slice Conner Everdeen's fricking head off? Huh? This is real life, with consequences you take to the grave!
Bingo: We don't have watches!
Mackenzie: [drops Bluey] Darn! Did you bring the mirror?
Bluey: [leafs through Muffin's backpack and shows each item as it is called] Got it.
Mackenzie: And the rope?
Bluey: Check, OK
Mackenzie: Muffin, Get over there is the electrical box. You must sneak over there and shut it off before I return with The parents, or the alarms will sound, and I will be attacked by guards. Got it?
Muffin: OK
Mackenzie: You must shut off the alarms! I hate guards!
Muffin: I heawd you the fiwst time, you Canadian idiot! [bzzzt] Ah! [walks away]
Mackenzie: If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying mule.
Bluey: What's a dying mule sound like?
Mackenzie: [cups his hands over his mouth and opens the cup each time he says,] Vxe, Vxe
Bluey: OK
Mackenzie: Let's go!
Bingo: Be careful!
Mackenzie: [looks at Bingo] Careful? Was my mother careful when she got me with a clothes hanger while I was still in the room? [turns around and begins tunneling]
Bluey: [he and Kyle watch the Mole disappear] Darn, that kid is messed up.
(The DFAT show, the stage.)
Cheryl: How are those chairs coming, Governor?
Governor: Cheryl, we're minutes away! [the troops clamor]
Cheryl: Super! In the meantime, here's pint-sized pixie and darling of the indie movie scene, Xander Stevens! [a helicopter land and she exits to the stage]
Xander: Hi, Guys
Jack: [claps and says weakly] Ye-e-ea.
Xander: I'm super-psyched to be here today. What you're doing for our country is so cool! I mean, war, man. Wow. War. You know? Wow. Okay! And now for your enjoyment, here's my famous ping pong ball trick! [sits down and opens her legs. From her point of view, balls fly out from between her legs and hit soldiers here and there. Many of them are stunned]
Cheryl: [watching him perform] Oh, my!
(The electrical box. Muffin peeks from behind a wooden fence, then steps forward to the box)
Muffin: [mocking the Mole] "Shut off the powew, Muffin. Twis is vewy impowtant, Muffin." [drops back against a hidden wall. Two military police (MP) officers walk by]
MP #1: Dude, did you hear what Xander's doing?
MP #2: Ooh, We Can't Miss This
(The DFAT show, the stage. Xander gets up. Turns out she was swatting ping pong balls with a paddle to the troops from between her legs)
Xander: There, I didn't miss one! That's my ping pong ball trick! [smattering of applause, fanfare]
Cheryl: Well, that's all the acts we have for you tonight, so let's just get on with the execution! [the troops clamor. Bluey & Bingo find seats]
(The electrical box. Muffin is set to turn it off when a voice distracts him.)
Muffin: Who is Twere?
Socks: Muffin, can you deliver a message for me, please?
Muffin: [turns. Socks presents herself and seems to tell Muffin time is running out] Son of a gun! [bzzzt] AAH Heck! [bzzzt]
Socks: Just tell them that they're coming right now.
Muffin: They're coming?
Socks: Yes, they're coming, right now! They're coming!
Muffin: But our moms won't listen to us
Socks: [urgent] I'm telling you for the last time: They're coming!
Muffin: Aaaaah! [runs away, forgetting to turn off the power switch]
(The DFAT show, the stage)
Cheryl: Okay, everybody. [behind him, Mackenzie breaks through the stage floor next to Bluey & Muffin's Parents] Just wanna take a minute here to thank all our wonderful sponsors we had tonight on this DFAT show...
Bingo: No way! My mom can't see me here.
Bluey: Bingo, you have to stand up to your mother. Come on! [they move to the stage]
Governor: Gentlemen, do you have any last words?
Bandit: Last words? Let's see. How's about, "Get me out of this chair!" How's that for last words?
Governor: All right, Calypso, ready the switch! [Mr. Garrison in a black mask grabs the handle]
Calypso: Hey, I'm Supposed to be unknown
Bluey: [rushes to a clearing near the stage with Bingo and Muffin] Wait!
Chilli: Bluey!
Bandit: Bingo!
Stripe: Muffin Cupcake Heeler!
Bluey: Go on, tell him.
Bingo: I... I can't. [hangs his head in shame]
Bluey: You can't kill Our Parents. If they die, We'll Become Orphans and Demony is gonna come take over the world. [the governor and soldiers laugh]
Governor: Throw the switch! [a second later she throws the switch. Electricity flashes all over the Aussies' bodies]
Governor: Goodbye, morons!
Bluey: NOOOOO!!!! [Bluey & Muffin's Parents laugh in agony as the electricity surges. The troops are in thrall.]
(The DFAT show. Bombs begin to fall on the bleachers from on high. A squadron of Maori planes flies by)
Calypso: The Maoris are attacking! Run for your lives! [rushes off stage. Troops fire back at the planes]
Muffin: Come on, we have to shut off the power! [goes up on stage and does so, but the switch pricks him] Oh, Darn! [gets shocked] Wweeaakk! [gets stuck on the switch and endures more shocks]
Trixie: [the surging electricity around the electric chairs shuts off] Hey, Muffin saved us!
Muffin: Hey, you guys! Shut it down! [The locks pop open and Terrance and Phillip leave. Muffin then drops away]
(The DFAT show, Now a Battlefield)
Bluey: [racing] Mum, Dad, wait! We have to get you to the appointment point! [a bomb explodes before him and knocks him back some distance. He falls on his face and passes out]
Cheryl: Otto, behind you! [Otto fires away, then looks over his shoulder. He turns and fires at the Canadians behind him. Then he fires while turning 360 degrees. Cheryl gets a pistol and fires a few shots. Yippie runs around and yips as the armies battle.]
Rusty: Jack, It's Time to fight back
Jack: Yes, Sir, I will fight back!
Rusty: March!
(The battlefield)
Mrs. Retrever: Die Maoris!
Bingo: [trying to catch up to] Mum, Dad!
Muffin: We have to get you to the apointment point. [forced aside by the blast] Oh my Fwicking God! [...bzzzt] Man, this V-chip is getting all extweme! [he and Bingo move away]
Bingo: Take cover in the trench. [they jump in]
(The trench. The general and his staff line the interior)
General: All right, men! "Human Shields" up front, then "Operation: Get Behind the Darkies." [the men line up before the trench as ordered. [A bomb lands next to the general and kills two of his men. He pushes them away] Remember "Human Shields": protect our tanks and planes, too! [Some darkies are tied to tanks, planes, and cannon barrels.] The general looks through his binoculars and sees Canadian tanks converging en masse towards him] Holy mother of Lamont!
Maori Commander: Fire on my command!
Rusty: All right, Recruit Russell. Just like I told you. [a Maori tank targets the battalion] One... two...
Jack: Are some people gonna die?
Maori Commander: Fire!
Rusty: ...Three! [the battalion splits in two, the two halves running in opposite directions, exposing the white soldiers coming in]
General: What in the—?! [the white soldiers are bombed away]
Jack: Great plan, Rusty! [Rusty and Jack lie on their stomachs, shielding their heads]
Rusty: "Operation: Human Shield," my mother!
(A bluff. The mothers of Brisbane have gathered here to look over the battle)
Governor: This is what we wanted! We wanted our children to be brought up in a smut-free environment!
(The trench. Bingo & Muffin sit while the battle rages on above them)
Muffin: Hey, Bingo. All those times I said you were a big, dumb Idiot? I didn't mean it. You're not a Idiot.
Bingo: Yes I am! I am an Idiot, Muffin!
Muffin: No, no, Bingo. Don't be so hard on yourself. [a bomb lands nearby. He pulls Mr. Hat out] What the heck am I still holding this for? [Throws Pom Pom into the distance]
Pom Pom's Mum: [in the distance] Pom Pom! Nooo!
Bingo: [begins to climb out] Frick this, I'm getting out of here, before I get in really big trouble.
Muffin: [climbs out] I heard that!
Bingo: Bluey! [Bluey arrives with La Peice]
Bingo: [cynically] Yeah, I guess all's well that ends well, huh?! We can go home now, you idiot! [...bzzzt. Bingo is struck]
Bingo: Ow!
Muffin: [looks at her hands, puzzled] What's wwong with twis twing?
Bluey: Come on! We can't let Our Parents die! Or else the whole world's gonna end.
(The battle field. Bluey & Muffin's Parents walk, then stop to see where they are)
Trixie: Stripe, look! [the Army comes over a hill]
General: There they are!
Bandit: Oh, Chilli, we're done for!
General: Alright, men, fire! [the men aim, but don't fire]
Chilli: Goodbye, Bandit. [behind them, the La Peice standard rises behind a hill, followed by La Peice]
General: What is this?
Bluey: Don't shoot!
Governor: I'll take care of this. Kids, get out of the way now! [the group does not move. Bingo goes and stands before The Parents]
Bingo: I'm not gonna let you kill them, mom.
Governor: What-what-whaaat??
Bingo: I'm Not Moving [the rest of La Peice gathers around The Parents]
General: Stand down, children. You can still see funny jokes on Comedy Central.
Bluey: No! This is about more than fart jokes! This is about freedom of speech. About censorship, [Jean Luc looks over at her and smiles] and... stuff.
Bingo: You never took the time to talk to me. Whenever I get in trouble, you go off and blame everybody else. But I'm the one to blame. Deal with me. You keep going off and fighting all these causes... But I don't want to be an orphan. I want my mom.
Soldier: [lowers his gun and sobs] Poor little fella!
Governor: [scream] No! [takes the general's handgun and shoot Bandit, Chilli and Stripe twice.]
Trixie: No! [They fall. The Governor shoots Trixie twice and she falls.]
Bingo: OH MY GOD, NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Demony: Aaaah! [lands with tremendous force] My time has come!
Devin: [climbing out of the hell hole] You are all really done now!
General: It's Demony! Shoot him! [the soldiers fire, but the bullets simply bounce off his body]
Demony: [cackling] What a dumbell! [demons begin to pour of the hell hole and to pursue the soldiers. Socks climbs out]
Devin: [stands before The Governor] You have spilled the blood of the innocent! [she looks at him, dumbstruck] Now begins two million years of darkness!
Rusty: [sarcastic. The Governor looks at him now] Oh, good job, Mr. Governor! Thanks a lot!
Governor: I was just trying to make the world a better place for children.
Demony: Yeah! And you brought enough intolerance to the world to allow my coming. Now, everyone bow down to me! [soldiers, both Maori and Australian, get on their hands and knees.] Yeah, ha-ha-ha-haaa! Yeah! Bend over!
General: God, what have we done?
Demony: [displaced, looks at] Devin, I'm the Dark Ruler, not you, There's the tantrumy kid.
Muffin: Hey! Don't caww me tantwumy, imbeciwwe! [lightning goes forth from him and slams a demon onto a boulder. The demon dies, leaving his outline on the boulder. Muffin realizes he can direct the V-chip now and looks at Demony with a determined face]
Bingo: Yeah, Muffin. Do it!
Muffin: [concentrates, his cap flies off from the surge of spiky hair] Dawn! Shwoot! Wespect my fwickin' TV show! [streams of lightning strike Demony. Muffin has gained thixk, angry eyebrows at this point]
Demony: Aaaah!
Muffin: Ooss!
Demony: Hey! You need to watch your mouth, brat!
Muffin: [concentrates] Dogpoo taco! [Demony is struck and lifted into the air. In slow-motion, he falls back on the snow and bounces. People look on in awe while The Governor still looks mad]
Demony: Quick, Devin. Do something.
Muffin: Twy thwis on fow size: bwood-dwenched fwozen tutu popsicle! [Three waves of electricity slam into Demony, pushing him back]
Demony: [gets up] Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before. But don't worry. I can change. [Devin gasps]
Muffin: Okay. [reverts to normal and turns away. Demony turns on the charm and the mothers gasp. Muffin looks back at Demony, hair all spiky and eyebrows thick again] Not! [turns to face Demony and concentrates with all his might. He levitates and the camera circles him as he charges his final blow] Darn! Shoot! Butt! Idiot! Imbecille! Snitch! Moron! Butthole! Evan Threshold! [a massive surge pushes Demony off a cliff]
Demony: [calling out as he falls] Aaaaaaaaaah! Heeeeeyy, giiiiiiirrrrrrrllll! Relaaaaax!
Devin: [saddened] He spent so much time convincing me I was weak and stupid that I... believed it myself. [turns to Socks] I have you to thank, little one. You showed me that I had to get away from my bad life. Just make any wish you want, and I shall grant it.
Socks: I want everything to go back to the way it was before.
Bluey: [gasps] Are you sure, Socks?
General: What did he say?
Bluey: She said her wish is for everything to go back, the way it was, before this horrible war.
Rusty: Socks, you realize that means you'd go back, too.
Socks: I know, but I learned something today. In the end... [continues speaking] ...and I knew I had to do it for all the lives in the world.
Rusty: Feel free to come back and visit us any time you want, Devin.
Devin: I just might do that.
Bingo: Thank you, Socks.
Bluey: Yeah, thanks for going back to High School for us. You're a real pal.
Socks: See you round, guys. [smiles and fades as he is once again transported to Brisbane High. The other boys wave goodbye. Devin jumps into the hell hole. The plumes of smoke near the hell hole twist into a spiral, and all the carnage left after the battle is sucked into the hell hole, which soon closes and disappears.]
(The battle field, day. The snow vanishes into grass and flowers pop up everywhere. Fallen people get up, rejuvenated. Harold shrugs.)
Pom-Pom's Mum: I-I'm alive! Where's Pom-Pom?
Cheryl: Wow! We were all dying, and now we're fine! That's super!
All Parents: What the heck's going on? [Stripe rises and helps Trixie up]
Bingo: You see, mom? After all that, it was Muffin's filthy mouth that saved us all.
Governor: I'm sorry I didn't pay attention to you. [kisses him. Nearby, Jean Luc kisses Bluey, and he barfs all over her. She touches her cheek affectionately, ignoring the barf.]
Bluey: But Jean-Luc, what about Howard?
Jean-Luc: Oh, Bluey, je n'ai jamais vraiment aimé Howard. (Oh, Bluey, I never really liked Howard.)
Bluey: You Didn't?
Jean-Luc: Non mec. Maudit Howard ! Maudit soit-il dans l'oreille ! (No man. Cursed Howard! Damn it in the ear!)
Bluey: Bingo, Muffin, Let's Take a family picture
Bingo & Muffin: Mum, Dad
(Bluey, Bingo, Muffin, and their Parents gather to take a picture as the movie ends).
End of Bluey: The Movie.